In recent news, our Foreign Minister has decided not to warn Australians travelling to Bali of a vile and widespread ring of pedophilia.

Downer thinks that: “Pedophilia is tops!” –Some Make believe Newspaper

Here is the story:

In one incident a three-year-old girl contracted gonorrhoea when she was abused at the Sheraton Nusa Dua resort, while at another hotel, a five-year-old boy was orally raped.

After being told about the alleged abuse by the families, Justice Minister Chris Ellison requested Mr Downer issue new travel advisories warning of the danger.

But Mr Downer says a new advisory was not warranted because Indonesian police did not find conclusive evidence of the abuse.

Until today I’d never heard of the term “orally raped” and I don’t think you’ll ever meet a five year old boy capable of making that shit up.

Still, this doesn’t faze Downer.

Alexander Downer is such a caring and compassionate man when it comes to under-developed nations, SO caring in fact he wears this so he doesn't catch any poverty or suffering.

Recently there were mass kiddy porn raids in Australia with thousands of computers and cds confiscated. Our country doesn’t like pedophilia going on here, but we’re happy to send our children overseas so it can happen there. Why would we want the bad publicity?

The pedophilia raids even discovered that some Police were in possession of such illegal material. Oh what a surprise, the Police are a corrupt and degenerate pack of moral shitbags… WHO KNEW!

Being a mildly naïve 20th Century Boy, I decided to but on my moral latex gloves and delve into the world of Kiddy Porn. Before you jump to conclusions, there is a twist.

I created a movie detailing how disgusting I think Pedophiles are and saved it as the following names:

New Born Baby Sex

Man Sex with 3 year old

11 year old boy gets a penis in his pooper

Touching children’s genitals at pre school

Nude young girls and boys dancing naked to amity

Now I’m not sure what wets the whistle of a Pedophile, so I just took a guess.

I’m fishing for salmon with a marlin lure I’m sure, but maybe I’ll get “lucky.”

Of course this story wouldn’t be complete without detailed accounts of how many “pedders” downloaded my fake kiddy porn, let’s just say it was as popular as a the only copy of Penhouse on the USS Enterprize after 2 years at sea.

For those of you dying to see what passed as my kiddy porn, download it here… it’s worth a laugh.

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