I've been a skeptic of this whole Australian, American Idol crap for some time now. The other day I saw they were showing American Idol II on Australian Tv so I decided to take a look. It wasn't much different than what I expected but there was one thing I really enjoyed.
These half wits would be interviewed in the foyer waiting to go in and they were sure they were the hottest thing since edible underpants. "I am the next American Idol" blah blah every one of them had more than enough self esteem for every pimple faced runty kid who is beaten up in every school.
They'd go in with confidence ejaculating our their asses and have all their hopes and dreams shattered in an instant. Every aspiration and childhood fantasy torn to shreds...... it was fantastic.
The pure artistry and tact that the judges used to rip their subjects apart at the seams was inspirational. The Idol wannabe would cry and yell abuse, but there was one thing they didn't realise. American Idol is a public service for morons.
Think about this: These losers have already wasted a massive amount of their lives thinking that they had talent, when all along they had less talent than George Bush has general knowledge and charisma.
If I was a judge I would tell the crap people that they were fantastic, but slightly not what we're looking for and overqualified. Then they would spend their lives chasing recording contracts thinking they were born for stardom. Chances are they'd be 70 years old and broke and still think they could sing.... HAHA I'D MAKE THEIR LIVES SUCK EVEN MORE!
Instead, the real Judges are kind. They tell the truth, they are giving you an opportunity to cut your losses, realise you've wasted 1/4 of your life thinking you were good when you're actually ratshit. Then you snap out of it and actually make something of your life. Hence the public service.
People just don't get it though.
One time this whorebag was so convinced she was hot shit, one of the judges said:
Ok, go down to the local shopping mall with a camera man... if you can get 10 people to say that you are a fantastic singer then I'll retract my "you can't sing for shit" comment.
So she went around singing to people who's comments were like "Uh no, she's not the next american idol" and "I kind of feel embarrassed FOR her."
I swear to god she still didn't believe it.. so I wish her well living on welfare with 4 starving children, working at star bucks and taco bell 6 days a week.
Are you starting to see the beauty of my system? Sure there are people who will carry on wasting their lives regardless of what anyone sais, but for those few on the edge... tell them they're fantastic and really screw up their lives.
It's the parents fault really. I could take a shit on my mums carpet and she'd tell me it was fantastically artistic. Parents need to smash their kids self esteem early so as they only have the confidence to shut up and sit still facing the wall. It's better for them in the long run.
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