A new revelation in the world of ass kickery has just revelated. In other words it appears somehow that I've offended someone, that person being Amity Dry's "security". If you've never heard of her I'm not surprised as she went in an out like only a dildo knows how. Though for some reason she expects me to think she has "security" people working for her.
I draw your attention to an email I received from Amity Dry.com. The email refers to an article I wrote on her many moons ago entitled "Why Amity Dry is good shark Bait".
----- Original Message -----
From: "security" <security@amitydry.com>
To: <contact@madsophist.com>
Sent: Sunday, March 14, 2004 10:10 PM
Subject: Reference:http://www.madsophist.com/whyamitydryisgoodsharkbait.htm
> Att: www.madsophist.com
>
> Reference: http://www.madsophist.com/whyamitydryisgoodsharkbait.htm
>
> Your defamatory comments on Amity Dry have been noted and we request they
> are removed from your website within 24 hours.
>
> security@amitydry.com 15/3/0415:55PM
Of course I immediately shat my diaper, the proceeded to laugh to death sitting in my own filth. I was amazed... I paid Amity nothing but compliments in that article and that was the thanks I got. What's infinitely more amusing is that if you type in Amity Dry I am not on the front page of ANY search engines. This leads me to conclude that late one night Amity was sitting on her computer typing her name into the internet to massage her ego by reading all the wonderful compliments she has written about herself. No "fan" would sit there and flip through pages and pages of bullshit just to be saved by my article, clearly as she obsessively read about herself she spotted the one article that didn't blow fairy floss up her ass. I bet it stuck out like an erection on as pre-school teacher.
I told a few people the story and they were all like "Woah dude, are you going to take it down?"
Clearly... they don't know me very well. I am the caller of all bluffs, and if Amity wants to sue me then she can kiss my ass while she's at it.
This was my response.
Dear Untitled Security Person Acting on Behalf of Amity Dry,
First I'd like to thank you for your email attached below. Your request has been noted and will be dealt with in due course.
Secondly, go screw yourself. My page on your beloved Amity Dry enjoys ample traffic, due to the fact that people agree Amity is a conceited"stank hoe" bitch. Kindly exercise your right to play in traffic and cease exercising your right to harassing me about someone as popular as crotch rot.
My intention is to leave the page exactly where the hell it is. I'd also
like to offer you the opportunity to make use of my foot in cramming it up your ass.
Have a nice day.
Regards
Mad Sophist
I gave them as much courtesy as I would the Queen of England. It has been a hell of a long time with no reply. My message to them is that if they want to persist then I have no qualms about writing an Anti-Amity article a week.. it would make a fantastic column. Still, maybe if they'd have read my Marilyn Manson they might realise they're fueling the fire. Chances are if you ask the average person on the street, they hate Amity too. Why not kill them all just so Amity can feel all warm inside? Go screw yourselves!
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