Yes, pun was intended.. nobody ever seems to say that. But now I'm just sounding like some c grade newspaper journalist.

Anyway in recent news a whore bag alcoholic who's let his limp noodle spread to his brain has done the following:

"A Tanzanian man has cut off his genitals in an attempt to win sympathy from creditors after squandering their money on prostitutes and alcohol, a newspaper reports....

The 24-year-old reached the decision after realizing he could not pay back millions
of shillings lent to him by friends and relatives with the intention he would invest
it in a business venture. "

Holy shit! I though Van Gogh was messed up... but this takes the cake... at least
Van Gogh did it to try and score. I wonder what they told him at debt relief..
"no sir we won't mortgage your house but if you give us your nutsack it's
collateral good for a few Mill."

This is a good wake up call for those of us who make decisions about our genitals
under the influence of a maggot load of liquor.

Perhaps he was killing two birds with one stone. Maybe he contracted some horrific
penile infection and thought well it's got to go anyway, I might as well have
a stab at some sympathy. Too bad the creditors were all feminists you asshole.

Of all the things to do when you owe somebody money you chose this. You didn't leave the country, you didn't walk around in a disguise, you didn't even join the Jehovah's Witnesses under a gay alter ego like "Brother Paul" and doorknock yourself to death.

Isn't cutting your meat and potato's off as good as dead?

Had you thought for a second that you'd plead to them "oh but I cut off my nads for you" and they'd just say ... um no.

I hope your surgical work is ordinary too... I hope your public bone now looks like
Barbara Streisand. Also by the sounds of those hookers you're bound to get some sort of hideous infection. Why you didn't just set yourself on fire and feed yourself to midgets I just don't understand.

The worst thing was that this guy borrowed the money from family and friends. Now not only does your family know that you are a piss head misogynist crab infested whorebag, they also know you're sick enough to take a knife to your own salami on the 1 in a billion chance that it would impress them into calling off the debt.

Woah, and I thought Neighbors was dumb.

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