The following is the entire list of all my published works. It's the quickest way of accessing everything available to read on the site. Check the other sections on the main page by clicking on the pictures.
MAD SOPHIST DOES PERTH - NOTHING MUCH HAPPENS
YOUTH NOT ASHAMED / YOUTH NOT INFORMED – NOT ASHAMED OF THE GOSPEL?
CAFFEINE AND THE HUMAN BODY - AN OVERDOSE EXPERIMENT
CONFESSIONS OF AN ASS MASTER - 10 QUESTIONS YOU WISH YOU COULD ASK A GAY
THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY - A CHRISTMAS RETROSPECTIVE
THEY'RE KILLING KOREAN FAMILIES WITH GASSES.... WHO HAD McDONALDS?!!!
ARE YOU HARD TO FIGURE OUT? - NO, SAYS OUR PANEL OF EXPERT JUDGES
MAD SOPHIST'S "UNDIE MAN" - THE EVOLUTION
AUSTRALIAN FOREIGN MINISTER ALEXANDER DOWNER - PRO PEDOPHILIA
WHAT EASTER IS REALLY ABOUT - "___________________"
LYNX ANTI-HANGOVER DEODORANT - A SACK OF "SNAKE OIL" SHIT
PRESIDENT BUSH DECLARES DISASTER - SAVES MILLIONS
THE NATIVES VS THE ENGLISH - AUSTRALIA DAY IS SHIT
MAD SOPHIST VS ANGLICANS - WHEELCHAIR ANTICS
THE WORLD IS TRASH - AN OBJECTIVE ANALYSIS OF HUMAN EXISTENCE
MAD SOPHIST DOES OAKVALE FARM - SCARES OFF GOAT
MAD SOPHISTS PERFECT WORLD - WHAT THE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IF I CREATED IT
GROCERY SHOPPING - THE MORON EXHIBIT IN THE ZOO OF LIFE
A LITTLE BIT OF RELIEF- MARKETING WITH CONFIDENCE
UNDIE MAN - THE TRILOGY - CHARLESTOWN, HAMILTON AND NEWCASTLE
UNDIE MAN - TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM
LIFT ETIQUETTE - THE ADVANCED GUIDE TO LIFT TRAVEL
CATHY FREEMAN - IF CATHY WAS A TANK ENGINE
BRITNEY SPEARS AN FEMINISM - AS PERFECT A MATCH AS A PEDOPHILE AT A WIGGLES CONCERT
THE PANACEA - WHAT TO DO IF YOU'RE A BORING CELEB WHO'S ACHIEVED NOTHING
ACTORS, CELEBRITIES AND FOOTBALLERS - OFFERING WORTHLESS OPINIONS SINCE FOREVER
THE REDUNDANT NATURE OF THE MALE SPECIES - ARE MEN ENDANGERED?
ACHIEVEMENTS OF MAN - HAVE WE ALL GONE TO LUNCH?
THE ROYAL WEDDING - A TASMANIAN AND A PONCE
TELEMARKETERS - THE BEST WAY TO BOOST SILENT NUMBERS
SEX IN PAKISTAN - CHECK TO SEE WHERE THEY PUT IT
EYE CANDY - THE HIDDEN DANGERS OF AN ICE CREAM SHOP
UNIVERSITY GRADUATION CEREMONY - AS CAPTIVATING AS A BLOW TO THE TEMPLE
* NEW * MADONNAS KABBALAH - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT
* NEW * PEOPLE ARE MORONS - EPISODE II
* NEW * GERIATRIC GENITALS - WHO SAID A 72 YEAR OLD MAN CAN'T GET A ROOT?
CHILDRENS STORIES - A MUCH NEEDED REVIEW
PEOPLE ARE MORONS - EPISODE I
AMITY DRY VS MAD SOPHIST - SEE YOU IN COURT
ANTISOCIAL ANTICS - MAD SOPHIST'S GUIDE TO AVOIDING PEOPLE IN CLASS
AMERICAN IDOL - A PUBLIC SERVICE FOR MORONS
POINT TO POINT SPEED CAMERAS - RAPING YOUR BOTTOM FOR REVENUE
MAD SOPHIST DOES CAIRNS - SCARES OFF SHARK
PARANOIA - THE NIGHT MAD SOPHIST ALMOST DIED
NCC MEDIA - LIFE IS BETTER WITH JESUS AROUND
LABOUR LEADER MARK LATHAM - WHEN A POLITICIAN MAKES MR T LOOK LIKE A SLACK JAWED FAGGOT
MAD SOPHIST "HORROR" SCOPES - AN EXERCISE IN PREDICTING THE EXTRAORDINARY
FENG SHUI - THE BEST WAY TO PROVE YOU'RE AN IDIOT
POOF BASHING - REVEREND PHELPS AND SODOMY
JUKEBOX DISCO - A MASOCHISTS DREAM
SHIT CARS - AND THEIR REL ATIONSHIP TO THE MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS
CHRISTMAS MOVIES - THE WORST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN
AU TV - WHAT'S WRONG WITH AUSTRALIAN TV
SEX SELLS DIABETES - WHEN ADVERTISEMENTS CROSS THE LINE
PENIS ISLAND - THE PRICE OF FAME (A MUST READ!!!)
WOMEN'S SELF DEFENCE - MAKING RAPISTS GIGGLE SINCE 1990
BETTER THAN CREAN - 5 NEW CANDIDATES FOR THE NEW LEADER OF THE LABOR PARTY
HILLARY DUFF - PROOF THE MOLD ISN'T BROKEN
MICROSLEEP - THE PERIL THAT LURKS BENEATH YOUR EYELIDS
PRIVATE JESSICA LYNCH - THE EX P.O.W, HEROIC TO THE NINES
PERSONALISED NUMBER PLATES - THE BEST WAY TO BROADCAST YOUR INFLATED EGO
TODAY TONIGHT - CRAP (WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?)
CHRISTMAS HAMPERS - CRUTCHES FOR FINANCIAL CRIPPLES
THE QUEEN - HOW MUCH HER SHIT STINKS
GOD VS SATAN - AN OBJECTIVE ANALYSIS OF THE AGE OLD STRUGGLE
A PRICE ON YOUR HEAD - GENITAL AMPUTATION
HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT - 5 STEPS TO LOSING YOUR LARD ASS
MUSICAL TRICKERY - SELL OUT BANDS WHO'VE SLAPPED THEIR FANS IN THE FACE
NAZI CANINE - THE DOG AND HIS NAZI OWNER
THE BRAINDED PROFESSIONALS - REAL ESTATE AGENTS EXPLAINED
WHY AMITY DRY IS GOOD SHARK BAIT - NEED YOU ASK? *UPDATED*
WHY MARILYN MANSON IS SMARTER THAN YOU - PLAYING YOU LIKE A CHEAP VIOLIN
NEIGHBOURS - WHY IT'S THE DUMBEST SHOW ON AUSTRALIAN TV
NOT SURE IF YOU SHOULD HAVE CHILDREN? - TAKE THIS SIMPLE TEST
LLEYTON HEWITT - PROOF YOU SHOULDN'T SHAKE YOUR BABY
Y CARNT U USE INGLISH? - THE SLAUGHTER OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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