Feminism for the most part is great, especially when the people talking about it are wearing concrete underpants in a swimming pool. It has to be the most unorganised set of ideals in the history of woman-kind. I am simply unable to unravel the hypocrisy.

Feminists love to point the finger at the stereotypical image of a chauvinistic male commanding his wife to get in the kitchen and make him some pie. Granted we need that kind of manly attitude like another bubonic plague but men aren't the only problem.

It's women who are the problem. Clearly all women aren't feminists and the proof is everywhere. For example:

There was an add on tv about weight loss featuring this lady who would say "If you need to lose weight, speak to your Dr, HE can help you."

If I was a feminist I would bludgeon this traitor on the head with a fossilized pubic bone. She's clearly stating that women are unable to become Dr's because they lack the intelligence... and feminists think bikini Jelly Wrestling is the problem?

That was just one public example, but there are hundreds more. In general conversation women often refer to positions of power, importance, respect, wealth and knowledge as only being occupied by the male gender.

Let me point something out to you.. I am a man. I really couldn't give a scrotum about women's rights as long as they can vote and aren't beaten up. Although I am actually more proactive in promoting feminism than most women because I can detect hypocrisy and outmoded-ness like a beagle can detect an ounce of crack at the airport.

Look at the music video's these days. Hell I have no complaints as where else can you see porn at 8am on a saturday morning? The chicks actually think that their singing is their calling card too. "No darling, it's the fact that you're wearing a leaf over your crotch and rubbing your breasts while cock teasing all the men in the clip. Until women unite to murder Britney Spears and her ilk then there's minimal hope in sight.

So all you feminists, your quest is noble. Women deserve to be treated equal.. but your "movement" has the structure and discipline of disabled year 3 children's guerilla militia. It's about as apt as promoting respect for women as steven hawking is apt at big wave surfing in his wheelchair.

Until you can get your collective shit together, stop pointing the finger at men trying to stomp you to the ground. Educate the members of your own team to stop talking about themselves like they can never amount to anything substantial. There are SHITLOADS of women Dr's!

It must be like having to pair with a scrabble partner who can't speak english, it's doomed to fail.

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