Every week I watch Getaway with Catriona the blonde bombshell who always seems to be flown to a tropical island somewhere staying in a five star hotel and given money to shop at the worlds best designer stores. Meanwhile Sorrel is shipped off to an island somewhere battling any number of infectious diseases and closely escaping being eaten by the islands inhabitants.
I would like to see one episode where Sorrel was let loose in Tiffany & Co for a whole day and Catriona sent to some far away island and accidentally forgotten about. But we all know Sorrel would have the decency to give the money to a charity while Catriona is happy enough just adding another diamond tennis bracelet to her collection, or a nice new Louis Vuitton handbag to the others that she has while villages starve every day and thousands of women across the world die of breast cancer.

Maybe Catriona took the billboard too seriously when it said The Most Powerful Position is On Your Knees.

Written by : Angelcakes

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