- should be made to poop their pants and rub their own face in it or just DIE.
What is a lie?
The definition of a lie as stated at www.dictionary.com :
1. A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood.
2. Something meant to deceive or give a wrong impression.
3. Anything Mozza says can never be considered a lie, he is perfect.
As far as I am concerned compulsive lying is a sickness and unlike some other sicknesses there is no cure...
Except maybe a gun and a nice goodbye note :)
Sure I lie but I do it the right way, because I am perfect and I do nothing wrong. But there are people amongst us who without second thought!, tell stories that are so far from the truth that I have been known to catch a plane just to get to the real story.
Picture this a little boy, lets say erm Bobby!...
Bobby walks up to his mother and says his sister Sally stole $200 from him. Without questioning why a 4 year old boy has that kind of money, the mother demands Sally give little Bobby his $200 so he can buy stupid pokemon crap and lots of lollies that will make Bobby have yellow teeth and runny poop.
If I were the parent here I would ask how Bobby had $200 in the first place, before he even answers I would take a steel peg with wire attached to it, which was then attached to a generator and I would clip it on Bobby's peepee. Using advanced lie detecting techniques I would turn up the generator power until Bobby gave up on this horrendous lie and apologized to Sally for falsely accusing her of theft.
You don't just ask Bobby if he did it, he clearly is a liar and he will only lie about lying. The methods above mentioned should be used in day to day life, humans and animals of all ages should be tortured until the truth bleeds from every crevice of their despicable compulsive liar bodies! or until they simply tell the truth.
With that said I must exclude myself from all torture as I have only ever lied when drunk and I only made up the worse lies imaginable and ONLY my best friend was told them.
Clearly I am not bad enough to be tortured like the sickening compulsive liars that really deserve punishment.
I can't wait till the next person tells a string of lies to me, I will rip their limbs off and use their mouth as a dip holder, probably some nice french onion flavour would best for such an occasion.
With massive research and survey's I have made, I have found that 97%** of compulsive liars lie just for fun! Do not get this statistic confused with normal liars, people like salesman and parents lie for their own benefit or the benefit of a higher person or even people they care about.
Most people come under the normal liar category.
COMPULSIVE LIARS! make up disgusting, mouldy, diseased lies just for their own enjoyment and generally make no money and get no sexual pleasure from their lies. Due to this I ponder "Why do these people exist?", well because it is illegal to kill any person due to a thing called murder, we must put up with these people and just hope that one day as they cross the road 7 large trucks run them over, and their guts splatter onto nearby plates, ready to be served in our favourite local asian restaurants. I do recommend a bit of seasoning or sauce and be sure to preheat the oven to 180c
before cooking.
All seriousness aside I believe, no! I know that the world would be a better place without compulsive liars and also if I were THE GOD everyone would love me and give me money and sexual pleasure, ie everything would be perfect.
If you happen to be a COMPULSIVE LIAR! *spew*, I insist you commit suicide immediately or have some low life kill you, you are only a disease and there is no good that can come of you being alive.
You have just had the pleasure of witnessing the writings of Mozza!
Please remember: I am the best, not you!, I am perfect and everybody loves me,
**All statistics are exact, I don't have to prove so to
you because I counted myself and I am a genius.
(By MOZZA)
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