Thank god someone else decided to have a scream at the damn Danish royals. Not only have I had to bare with this shit every day in the friggen media and then I would go to work only to hear someone saying some shit about it … heres what I heard today:

‘Oh he seemed so nervous, his hand was shaking, she gabbed his hand so it wouldn’t shake I think’

OH GOD, SHIT quick someone tell the newspaper, fuck story of the week right there! Sounds like any guy who would be marrying someone like her!

‘oh she was so beautiful’

Umm yes I could look like a fucking super model if I had $200,000 of make up on my face covered with more pearls than the Queens Mum as well!

‘shes so Australian’

WELL NO SHIT, she was born here fucking hell, what makes her Australia? A strong wind blew her hat off ‘oh that shows her Australian side’ yep every time a wind blows my hat off people just shrug it off, maybe because in Australia we just see it so often (yes and I ride a Kangaroo to work).

Hats off for mentioning those medals my friend said how he earned them all, what fucking bullshit, he waltzed into the Army, probably didn’t attend boot camp, walked into an officer spot reserved for him and didn’t see one ounce of battle, WOW give me a medal ma, look at what a hero I can be!

OK that’s enough from me I needed to vent.

 

- ADM

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dude
congratulations. your website rocks, my friend Nikki (whose read everything on your website) sent me the url and i've since been working my way through your articles, the one about the christian church has parsnicularly convinced me that your website should be the next cultural touchstone for likeminded australians.

Not only are church sermons as worthwhile as watching a session in the big brother diary room (which i think clearly deserves an article on it's own for it's sheer loseriffic, brain dead stupidity) but those fucking priests are about as likeable as a crap with razor blades in it. I'd rather catch SARS (another overblown media scam that makes people terrified of something that kills fewer people than tiddlywinks because it has a scary name. I'm in Beijing right now where there's an outbreak and nobody gives a shit) than listen to another one talk for more than a few seconds. Here is another picture affirming your view on the blatant homosexuality of those jackasses that you may have already seen, but would look nice right next to that picture of a church window.
You're an awesome writer and even though you are a cynical biatch i agree with the vast majority of what you write, it's very fresh, stylish and i love your stuff, especially on Amity Dry. Keep it up, good luck with those awards mate
-ur new fan Mike

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Thanks for making me laugh. Your articles "People are Morons Episode I & II were hilarious but true. You are right. There are a lot of morons running around and they always seem to beg to be seen. Thanks, keep it up!!

-MV

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I will first admit that you are, an anarchist's wet
dream.  I will also commend you on your extreme
ability to include enough satire & 'wit' to hold my
attention for more than two articles.

Now-to cut to the chase...
I honestly read almost all of the articles before I
decided to write.  I find you humerous, logical, yet
unrefined (which by the way is in no way a taboo).

In other words-referring to "The Blazing Saddles
School of Etiquette"--'YOU ARE A CLASSY
MOTHER-FUCKER!'

Please do keep up the good work and I will keep coming
back for more.

-jenn

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