NOTE: This piece is very controversial…and if it pisses you off good. Because it should. If it makes you laugh because of the light-hearted way it was written…good. This piece should make you feel SOMETHING either way. Good, bad, I don’t care. Let it be know that I am not racist, nor do I endorse judging based on color, race, or ethnicity. I am just pointing out facts.
Take a long list of events, and take a real good look at each one. I think you will find a pattern. A pattern of fear, hate, and ‘ethnic cleansing.’ George Carlin said it best when he said ‘Have you ever noticed that we only bomb countries with BROWN people in them? Huh? Well…think about it…if you are white…you are safe…but if your BROWN…watch your ass. The U.S. is going to blow your brown ass all over the place.’ I would like to give you the truths in this ‘joke’ of Mr. Carlin’s I am going to go with wars that I am familiar with. These are the Wars the United States have been part of.
The Revolutionary War : 1763-1781
During the Revolutionary War, we basically were tired of being told what to do. So…we killed a bunch of people and got our way. Not a race war…because everybody was pretty much white guys. It was a good old fashioned war where a bunch of white dudes killed the white dudes that were not wearing the right color of clothes. Basically…it was just like the Kryps and the Bloods. If you wear the wrong color of clothes…then you shall die. So…we didn’t hate on principal of ethnicity, but rather on color of chosen clothes. But we still hated on the principal of COLOR. This is where the roots of America’s racism started.
The American Civil War: 1861-1865
Now…this is the time-frame in which our great nation divided itself. Our country was torn by many things. But one of the topics that history has brought to our attention more than any other actual reason for this war is…slavery. Our country was divided on weather or not we should be allowed to actually have another human as a slave. Once again…it was all about the color. Nope…slavery was not good enough for us white people. Only the lucky black people got to be slaves. If you were black…it was ok to be a slave. But if you were white…you couldn’t be a slave. So…our Southern slaver owners get pissed off and decide to put on a gray uniform and try to kill the white dudes of the North (which were dressed in blue). Now…once again…everybody forgot why they were really fighting and just knew that ‘if you ain’t wearing the same color as me…then I’m gonna shoot you…cause my color is the right color.’ *The North won. So…now…we all have to wear blue all the time. Forever. Don’t try to look this up…it’s true…and if you find it on this website…it is true!
Era of the World Wars 1917-1945
Simply put…lost of bad shit happened here. First…Hitler was pissing us off. Not because he lead Germany into battle…not because he had a kick ass Army. It was because he and the Germans were killing the weak. That’s OUR fucking job! So…we had to grab the bull by the horns and go kick his ass. This was not over color as much as it was just to prove the point to the world that ‘It is the job of the United States to be all big and powerful and kick weaker people’s asses. So…if you try to start killing a bunch of people for any reason…we are gonna come and kill you…and probably just for fun kill a bunch of the people you were killing just to further prove our points in world domination.’ Things settled down a bit for us. We pretty much were tired of killing everybody and everything. So…we decided to start sitting on our asses and getting fat. Kind of like now. Then one day…a bunch of Japanese guys in airplanes decide they want to come over here and blow shit up at Pearl Harbor. Well ain’t that nice? Somebody else to fuck with. Hell yeah! And this time…they ain’t just black…they ain’t just white…but they are a little bit in between. Kind of yellow! It’s a big step for America. We get to wipe out another color of people. And this time…we have an excuse to hide behind! Nothing better than getting to do a little ‘ethnic cleansing’ and have a genuine excuse to hide behind. So…we get to go kill people and the world pretty much approves this time. Go us!
1950-Korean War
Yup…get to kill even more people who are different than us. Why? Because they are different.
1963 -1973 Vietnam
Guess what!? We are at it again. This time…for 10 whole years! Oh god…better calm down…America is about to bust a nut on itself.But…wait. What’s this? Oh shit! Some of our guys are getting killed? Well…maybe we shouldn’t be fucking with anymore yellow people. They fight back. And they fight dirty. So…lets leave and not come back.
1991-Desert Storm
Ok…we needed to take a break and gather our resources. So..18 years seems about right. That way…we can push our KIDS into this one. We are tired of killing different people. Let’s make our kids do it. Although Desert Storm only lasted 41 days….we killed plenty of brown people. So, we were happy.
2001 – Current
We are currently involved in multiple theaters with US military forces. Guess what…we are going for all brown people. Iraq, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and a bunch of other places that I can’t spell. But…they all have brown and/or brownish people in them. So…if you are in a brown-person country…watch your ass. The U.S. is coming for you. Is this coincidence? Or is this the reality of ‘war?’ Or should we call it ‘ethnic cleansing.’
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Crack-head-Dave
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