I recently had the misfortune of a visit from some Jehovah's Witnesses who insisted on leaving a book which pretends to be about our growing resistance to anti biotic's. What it really is about is "yo jesus" propaganda and making you crap yourself in fear of gods wrath so as to control you.
Their website poses the question "Was it satan's century?
"AT ITS worst, this has been Satan's century.
In no previous age have people shown so great an
aptitude, and appetite, for killing millions of
other people for reasons of race, religion or class."
So gods obviously had a bad century. To be honest if I even bought into this Jehovah rubbish I would kinda be a little nervous about some incompetent old fart who's off his game at the wheel!
Somehow though, these people aren't worried..
Anyway so it's Satan 1,000 and God Nil.
Has evil won? (I'll get to that later)
God died for our sins right? But I have a few other requests.
Top 10 Requests for God
10. God, please create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift. If you can't create it,
then you are obviously flawed, if you can... why can't you lift it? (alluding to the paradox of
gods omnipotence)
9. Please die for your own sins, it seems once upon a time you made it rain a lot, then gave
a guy a boat and made everyone else drown. That wasn't so nice was it? Seems unusual
for a person who preaches forgiveness to send the masses to a watery grave.
8. Please stop people knocking on my door, they are annoying... and they bring children!
Which is bad for 2 reasons. 1-Children are an annoying plague, and these door knockers
are breeding! I don't want to have to build a moat with piranha's but simple
punnet square style genetics states that doorknocker x doorknocker= more doorknockers.
7. Since you are all powerful and everything, please explain to me why there is a devil.
I heard he was an angel with your crew then he went all marylin manson on your shit.
Couldn't you have spotted it a mile off? Didn't you hear him playing death metal on his harp?
So you made a bit of a cock up there, but why can't you just kick his ass? Or better yet..
forgive him.
6. When you make your triumphant return to the earth, rather than have trumpets playing
heralding your arrival could you just email me? Caus I hate trumpets
5. Stop being so damn mysterious. Whenever a squillion people die and the human race looses
hope christians always say well... god works in mysterious ways. It would be really
cool if you could explain why killing (insert loved one here) will work out into some
marvelous grand plan. Or at least, blame satan.
4. Do some more miracles. It seems in the old days you did some cool shit like making wine from
water. Could you send down the instructions on how to do that, or maybe do it again
a couple of times.
3. Could we all just come to heaven now? I mean if we promise to be good. I heard its nice
so why are we here? What's up with that.. if you're such a nice guy.. why are we in this
hell hole?
2. Find my keys
1. Die for satan's sins. Well, you died for ours... it only seems fair.
Back to has evil Won.
A quote from the Jehovah Website:
"Soon after the creation of the first man and woman,
an unseen spirit creature, Satan the Devil, challenged
God's rulership. How? By subtly suggesting that God
withheld good things from his creation and that humans
would fare better independent of him.—Genesis 3:1-5; Revelation 12:9."
Forgive me, but that doesn't sound like the satan we know and love.
He subtly suggest to withhold good things? I just cant picture him saying
"Look it's up to you and everything but I think it would be cool if you made stuff...
you know, a bit more evil."
If satan is such a stand up, polite guy than what's your beef with him?
He just made a sensible suggestion! I can much easily picture satan challenging god to a fight to the death, or even a game of poker.
It goes on to say that the only way for satan (evil) to win is to turn everyone against god. I think doorknocker's must be a tool of the devil because they seem to be working wonders in achieving satan's goal.
"Satan uses everything in his power—from temptations to outright
persecution—to try to keep humans under his control."
This doesn't seem like the same guy... I mean before he was making subtle points,
now he's pulling evil out of his hat.
"Those on God's side, however, are not overcome by the Devil .... blah blah blah
Yes, the unwavering loyalty of Jesus Christ and of countless humans adds up to a
colossal defeat for Satan the Devil."
SO now I see, evil is winning because satan gets better ratings. How is
unwavering loyalty achieved?
But it seems, like some teenage arcade game .. good has some super powers that
make loyalty redundant!
"What is in store for Satan? The Bible describes this future event:
"[An angel of Jehovah] seized the dragon, the original serpent,
who is the Devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years.
And he hurled him into the abyss and shut it and sealed it over him,
that he might not mislead the nations anymore until the thousand years
were ended." (Revelation 20:1-3) Only after Satan is hurled into the
abyss of inactivity will the Thousand Year Reign of Jesus Christ begin."
WOW, so maybe the tides have turned.. could this be satan 1000 god 1001?
So it appears as though satan will get owned.. I've spotted a chilling connection
in the dates though. Satan is bound for a thousand years and there will be a thousand year reign of Jesus (not to be confused with the rain that drowned all the people, that was only 40 days).
It's quite clear that jesus has flamingo'd up here (which is a cockup but much much worse.)
If you're going to bind someone, don't set a damn timer on it you incompetent asswipe. What's obviously going to happen is that after 1000 years satan will break from the abyss and END THE 1000 YEAR REIGN! God looses yet again!
Apparently my take on this is mildly inaccurate. At the end of the 1000 year reign humankind will be transformed
"By the end of the Thousand Year Reign, the earth will be brought into a paradisaic
condition, and mankind upon it will have been brought to human perfection"
But wait, there's more it goes on to say:
"Then Satan will be let loose for "a little while," only to be destroyed forever
along with all opposers of God's rulership.—Revelation 20:3, 7-10."
What the hell is going on here? Why would you let a supposed evil mastermind loose!? No wonder evil is winning, some devine halfwit is playing with matches at a petrol station.
SO the good news for the satanic "minority" among us is the you will be destroyed forever. You and satan, destroyed. Your sins are too great to be forgiven it seems.
I pose the question that if god is so great how did these satanic "bad apples" come into being? Oh.. so it was the devils doing? Super, two children are playing tug of war over the universe. Super comforting.
So to answer the question is evil winning.. I think as long as Fiona Horne is selling
ridiculous wiccan bullshit witch books then evil has a sterling stranglehold!
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