Hillary Duff is a spoilt little self professed teen princess. She has the sex appeal of a meerkat with hanson's disease. If you disagree you're either a paedophile or some pre pubescent pimple assed punk kid who needs to wear lead boots to the swimming pool.
I really feel that that's all I need to say to prove my case, but just for you I'll back it up with solid evidence.
To reference back to the title for this article, Hillary is from the same mold as all the other manufactured teen biatches. Unfortunately teenage girls are huge consumers, I propose they be locked in their rooms until they either turn 21 or stop watching shows like australian idol and stop listening to dumb rappers that team up with pop diva's (hoes.)

That seems to be the new trend, pop bitches team up with some rapper and sing about bullshit that means something to 14 year olds. Anyway.. Hillary Duff recently stared in the movie Lizzie Mcguire

It was the most boring stupid homosexual movie I've never not seen. Yeah that's right. There is no way I'd waste time and money helping some conceited know it all cow get rich. Even though I didn't see it, I still know it's stupid. It's about a girl who gets mistaken for some rock star and the people around her are too stupid to figure it out. The rest of the movie involves her wearing a dress and heels and falling over. I was talking to some people the other day whilst watching tv and the preview came on. I said "oh look, here's that exciting movie where she just falls over all the time." Then right at that moment she fell over and I at least felt happy that I stopped 2 people trying to gouge their own eyes out locked in a movie theatre watching this pure essence of crap.

What's worse is now she sings, and she thinks she's qualified enough to write her own songs. Her creativity and intelligence leaves me dumbfounded. Here's an example.

An extract from her song "Why Not":

Why not
Take a crazy chance
Why not
Do a crazy dance

That is just riveting stuff. I could paste some more of her stupidity but I don't want to torture you needlessly.

In closing, if you're a young aspiring star keep this in mind.

YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND YOU HAVE NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO CONTRIBUTE TO HUMANITY. Please save us from your incessant retardedness. I don't ever want to turn on the tv again and have some sheltered little bitch talk about politics or current events like she knows anything from watching her tv in her dressing room. I hate you people that need to have fans saying how wonderful you are. One day you'll be alone and you'll probably die from the shock of not having people wipe your ass for you. Do us a favour and just sew your mouth closed until you can say something that doesn't make people over 18 want to vomit.

If this article serves it's purpose and saves the world from another Hillary Duff or Delta Goodrem then I will die a happy sophist.

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