Just when you thought you'd seen every pathetic dog trick thanks to ridiculous shows like funniest home video's or bark off, somebody breaks the mould.
Some anti-semitic old bastard who nobody bothered to tell that Hitler isn't cool anymore has been charged with anti nazi laws.
I have attached the article:
German Teaches Dog Adolf to Give Hitler Salute
BERLIN - A German man who taught his dog Adolf to give a Hitler salute
by raising his right paw has been charged with violating Germany's anti-Nazi
laws for a series of incidents in recent years, a Berlin court said on Wednesday.
He's also been caught shouting Zieg Hail, and Hail Hitler in public.
The man claims to not understand what the fuss is about. Well, just ask a Jew you shit for brains. Normally I'd applaud this sort anti conformist behaviour..but Hitler isn't cool.
I can understand how it would be cool to be a nazi in the 1930s. There were parties in the street and people hated the november criminals, nobody really knew what Hitler was talking about but they admired his passion and Germany was screwed at the time.
Everybody thinks that they'd have resisted being a Nazi sympathizer but it was a party. Even if you did somehow spot the madness in Hitler's eyes you would have been beaten up and had your genitals attacked with a cheese grater until you swore allegiance anyway.
Hitler liked to be wee 'd and poo'd on in the sack... that's messed up, but what is more messed up is the millions of so called "sub humans" that were exterminated with chilling speed and precision.
The dog obviously has talent, to straighten his paw like that even takes advanced
dexterity... but lets put its skills to better use.
Top 10 New tricks to teach adolf "the dog"
10. Teach the bastard to paint so he can paint over the huge "ADOLF" displayed on the front of his kennel as seen in the photos.
9. Get one of that nazi guys neighbors to teach him to fetch... only when the nazi throws the ball the dog runs next door and returns a grenade, pulls the pin, and runs like lassie on cocaine.
8. Teach him to write his address on paper, so he can write it down and take it to some Jews or some Black people and they will drive to his house and beat the zieg hail out of him.
7. Teach him to Hack so he can take over the television stations that have those bastard danos direct infomertials that sells exercise equipment to people too fat to use them.
6. Teach adolf to play soccer like a legend so we don't have to hear about every time David Beckham takes a dump.
5. Make him learn how to sing so he and Delta Goodrem can go on that show "Twins" and find out how alike they are. (They're both dogs.)
4. Teach him how to say "Get Stuffed" so we can vote him in as prime minister and not go to war every time the United States and Britain makes up intelligence on weapons of mass destruction and requests our support.
3. Teach him to maul doorknockers so I can get some damn peace
2. Teach him to find my keys
1. Teach him to be a seeing eye dog for blind people, so when his owner looses his vision he can lead him into oncoming traffic... then move on to the next person who deserves it.
If you have any other suggestions get back to me, and we'll set this dog straight.
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