Has anyone ever wondered why nude beaches are so common in Europe, and
in the Mediterranean, but not here? I think I can tell you why. It's
because Americans tend to be so uptight about saving our children from
the “evils” of this world. I don't get it. I'll admit that there are in
fact a good many evils in this world we live in. Some were funded by the
US to stop the spread of socialism. Others are the evils of drugs such
as cocaine, heroin, and methamphetamine. There are the “evils” of
pornography that many mothers try to “protect” their children from. I
don't quite understand it since every man and boy masturbates. What are
they trying to protect their children from? These mothers most likely
have vibrators in their sock drawers; after all, they're humans too. Now
you might be wondering about which “mothers” I'm talking about. I'm
talking about the Christians mothers who lobbied to have prohibition to
be made the law of the land. I'm talking about the Christian mothers who
lobbied to have the age at which porn can be bought eighteen. These
mothers think they know best for their sons and daughters. The only
thing they end up doing is furthering America's ass-backwardness in
comparison to the rest of the world. Thanks to them we can't drink till
we're twenty-one but we can be drafted and die for our country. And yet
most are beaches are still tops required.

-By Wheel

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