These days every 2nd person seems to have personalised number plates. The only plus to this is that you can spot self centered morons as far as your eye can see. There are two forms of plates that match two forms of losers. Firstly there is the ones that have your initials e.g."JF-898" or "DH-007" ..that latter assumes the meaning"Dick Head, and I think I am something spectacular like a James Bond wannabe".

I'd like to use this forum as a means of communicating a simple message to owners of such plates:

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT IN HELL WHAT YOUR INITIALS ARE!!

I can't understand the benefit of paying money so people on the road know the first letters of your name. Or is it so when you go to your car you can see the plates as an aid to remembering your own name? It wouldn't surprise me as you obviously have the mentality of a Baboon's scrotum. Why not have "I love myself" tattooed on your forehead, or clone yourself so you can get freaky with ..yourself.

Perhaps I'm missing the point.. but that's almost impossible. Maybe it's so you can be easily identified by your worthless friends so they can do something amazing in a response to spotting you like *wave* or honk their horn ... I know that would make MY day.
The worst thing is that it costs about $200 to do this. If I was stupid enough to spend 200 dollars on as bunch of letters that mean only something to myself, I would not want to be identified. I'd be embarrassed, like walking out of a whorehouse and bumping into your kindergarten teacher. What must people who own these plates be like? They obviously think they're important enough to care what their initials are, but if they WERE important we'd already KNOW their initials. Here's a tip: Spend the money on something worthwhile that doesn't include broadcasting the fact that you're an idiot and tremendously proud of it.

The other type of plates is the ones that attempt to say a word but it's normally displayed with the grammatical styling's of a 4 year old child with parkinson's disease. Words like "Stolen" or "Bachelor" or "Wanker". Then because there is a large contingent of like minded asshole people those words get taken so they change them to "St0ln" "Bachala" or "Wanka".

Some plates can even be sold for thousands just to get a name for your car that amuses yourself repeatedly. You're like a goldfish that swims around and see's a new plant every two seconds but it's the same plant. Surely the idea of a word on your number plate gets old.. or do you share more similarities with memory deficient animals that we understand? I would suggest that is the only answer.

So if you're considering personalised number plates, think long and hard about euthanasia first. People won't miss you, if they cared enough about you then you wouldn't have to tell them your initials or that you're a "HRNYBACHLA".
You're going to get a huge shock one day when you realise the world is bigger than yourself. I hope you wet your pants and torture yourself with questions like why you wasted your life being an idiot and thinking you were anything special.
Kindly perish away with the slow decay of time in isolation looking at yourself in a mirror. It's a win win situation

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