Most things in life piss me off. Most people piss me off. Most political parties piss me off…. Basically everything pisses me off. But today I'm going to talk about something I'm always mad about: offended pansies. These little assholes ruin everything for us normal, unoffended people.
Just because someone says the wrong thing or a sport is too violent, or fish can feel pain, or I didn't realize the pledge of allegiance was being said, or someone used a bad word. Fuck you pansies; you can shove all your offended bullshit up your ass because everyone is tired of it. You can be offended all you want but it isn't going to make a damn difference other than pissing me and many other people off.

If you don't like something then suck it up like a big boy and turn your head or don't listen. You have no right to whine and bitch that something is offensive just because you're a bigoted candy ass pansy who can't see beyond your simple, god fearing life.

If you get offended when I call the Irish drunkards or Canadians inbred wannabe frogs then you can just go to Hell because it's people like you who force our schools and public offices to bleach anything and everything beyond the point of recognition. Pretty soon I won't be able to wear a shirt to school that says “Never trust something that bleeds for seven days and won't die” (I can't because candy ass pansies who take offense to every little thing). Thanks to these pansies I can no
longer speak my mind for I might offend someone.

The next time you see someone who cries out “I'm offended” go punch them in the face or kick them in the balls. We don't need that kind of freak to populate the earth because of their supposed morals. Fuck them. Nuke the whales. Eat meat. Smoke pot. Drink beer. Have fun and don't worry about those little bitches who think they have a right to control your life. They're really just demons trying to ruin our lives through their bitching and whining.

BY WHEEL

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