Disillusioned and confused by shallow, self obsessed women looking for their "soul mate" based on a photo and a few words.
I found myself single and more for the amusement of myself and a workmate, I joined this thinly veiled piece of vanity obsessed window shopping. The initial idea was to contact 100 women to see what sort of response came back. Put in a couple of dodgy photos, write a few words and sit back and see what happens. As it turns out, not much. Who would have thought that most Australian women list interests as shopping, magazines, reality TV & mass marketed pop music. I should of put intelligent or interesting in the search criteria and cut most of you out straight away. I thought I would give the benefit of the doubt, but I shouldn't have worried. Internet dating equals damaged goods. The reason you are single is because you haven't found someone who can tolerate your stupidity and lack of common sense or you have some other underlying issue. The mutton dressed as lamb photos turned out to be pretty funny as well - "this is a photo of me before I put on 25kg in 6 months, taken from 10 metres". Most of the photos equate to false advertising and I bet that with the paint scraped off and in the harsh light of day, it is a very different story. There are a lot of girls looking for their Brad Pitt, none of you are Angelina Jolie. Here is one tip you won't find in Cleo - if someone takes the time to contact you, take the time to contact them back. Even a "I am not interested" wouldn't kill you. Why not live on the edge and actually reply to an email? You might find someone interesting enough to be worth getting know. Get over yourselves and take a chance, you never know what might turn up. Before you get too carried away about me doing this, my email is danny.610@hotmail.com if you feel hard done by and think you can string 2 words together. I am not holding my breath though.
Music - As long as it is a reality TV show winner or some other brain dead halfwit with a good singing voice, sign me up.
Reading - I only read magazines about fashion and beauty because I am vain & shallow.
Movies & TV - Big Brother, The Amazing Race, Australian Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Home & Away, Neighbours, McLeod’s Daughters. No ABC or SBS, I might learn something. As for movies, anything that is Hollywood is great. Romantic comedies and brainless action are my favourites.
Sports - Shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping. I like to go shopping.
Other Interests - Myself, what other people think about me, my cat, me, what you think about me.
Description - Someone capable of holding a semi intelligent conversation that doesn't begin with "I saw this show on TV" or "I read in Cleo/Cosmo that". I have more chance of finding the aliens who shot JFK or Jesus than finding a girl capable of this on this website.
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