The bible is riddled with inconsistencies, and I think I've found an inconsistancy in Reverend Phelp's Crew.
In case you don't know, Reverend Phelps made himself famous by hating
poofs and also by turning up at the funeral of a guy beaten to death by poof bashers saying that the guy is going to hell.
If that wasn't enough, Phelpsy has plans to erect a monement in the dead guys dishonour. See here:
(Casper, Wyoming) Anti-gay preacher Fred Phelps has announced intentions to
erect a monument to Matthew Shepard the gay college student brutally
murdered five years ago near Laramie.
But, the monument will be no memorial. Phelps says the monument would be 5
to 6 feet tall and made of marble or granite. It would bear a bronze plaque
bearing the image of Shepard and have an inscription reading "MATTHEW
SHEPARD, Entered Hell October 12, 1998, in Defiance of God's Warning: 'Thou
shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination.' Leviticus
18:22."
So it's all in good taste naturally. I'd like to erect a monument depicting reverend phelps getting the shit kicked out of him by Elton John.
Here at Mad Sophist.com our stance on homosexuality is pretty simple. As long as my anus remains a one way valve then I couldn't care less. One thing I can't stand is people being persecuted by outmoded fascist hypocrits. If reverend phelp's life mission is to rid the world of fudge packers... then he'll find more than enough to keep him busy in the Christian Church. Every 2nd day we hear stories about the servants of god like Pehlps playing suck the banana (close your eyes and don't bite it kids) with 9 year old boys. So what? Paedophilia is somehow not homosexuality? Maybe it's heavenly perogative.. maybe god thinks it's ok to have sex with children, but not with men. Stranger things have happened.
Still don't believe it? Fear not. I have gathered up a collection of photos to prove
that homosexuality is riddled through the Church. If you go backstage of a Church service you'll swear you're watching Sbs's "Queer as Folk."
Here's a warm up
Quite a disturbing place for children to be, on their knees.
Here is a nun CLEARLY searching lesbian porn on a broadband connection funded by the money you put on the collection plate at church.
The following image is just my point in a nutshell.
Now I've never seen a Catholic on a boat, what does this mean?
Here's what your local minister does after work.
Christianity Embraces Sodomy:
The next image, which will be my last.. is clearly a portrait of the everyday goings on in Church.
Explain this next one to me Phelpsy.
So if you weren't convinced that homosexuality is a comfortable in Christianity as fat kid is at Mc Donald's then you probably still aren't convinced. Who cares... the point is Reverend Phelps should work on not being a hypocrite before he runs about being a draconian demagogue. So Reverend, kindly remove your genitals from our children's mouths... and enjoy heaven.. I won't be seeing you there.
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