Just consider it we sit around envying certain types of people in the world everyday when they are splashed across our daily newspapers but there are some 'celebrities’ and I use the term loosely especially for this woman in particular who I’d rather just put in an Oxfam box and post away to the far east where she can get eaten by men who eat a lot of pigs feet.
For weeks I’ve been contemplating……….. contemplating posh spice. Now I know there’s not a lot to her when it comes down to it but maybe we need to start as the shit has hit the roof with her marriage as of late. I live in a country that is small by nature but huge in ego yes that’s right I’m an English bastard.
I can now literally every morning, on the aftermath of any public event, including shopping where the cow can be photographed, predict the suns headlines, lets not get all bitch proof here and lets blame the other papers too. No other nation with any sense would give a shit, in fact no other nation does or really know Posh and Beck's but oh we do, we have in fact memorised and have imprinted every ugly feature of the couple, where traumatic memories are stored.
Where did they go, who did they see, what day ya know-WHAT I KNOW IS I can’t take it no more. Lets face it she’s no Diana, she uses more slap then miss piggy does in her whole career in just one photo session, and looks no better then miss piggy, she craves the attention and don’t claim she doesn’t because you only have to look at her five main bastard poses to know it, she smiles like the riddler, whereas he tends to prefer the cake look she prefers the overtly fake tan look even though she still adds layering of foundation all over it, the woman cant do au natural and god help our eyes when or if she ever does attempt it.
Beckham I like. He’s blonde but in a kind way. He may not be an offspring of Einstein but his talent to bend the ball is class. She’s soo attention starved that I just don’t get it, her poses say it all. Directly looking in the camera and sucking her cheeks in is all we ever see her do, even if she’s going to the fucking shit in her bathroom, you now she’s clutching and sucking. Its total bullshit, she’s so mundane and boring, and I really can’t take it. you can imagine how I felt cant you when the news of the world broke the affair story-yes there is a god maybe she piss of and die now…but no there she is posing in her skiing wear smiling and looking like fucking riddler and scaring us like jack the ripper.
She’s rich. Well her husband is, so why doesn’t she just piss off and stops punishing us, sees what I mean she’s totally selfish, her album won’t be released through Arista records and just goes to show if Damon dash couldn’t revive her career in the 50th attempt no one ever will. So do us all a favour love, keep pouting when you spotted at Sainsbury's, keep treating Beckham like he’s your Barbie if u must but put your Gucci mic away and fuck off, the music scene learnt from the spice girls it learnt form your disgraceful debut album and I’m begging you for the love of starving African children everywhere just go live in your sty and stop begging to be photographed. Loser. Besides Rebecca loos said she looks like a sack of shit without her make up on anyway so there. Amen. Oh and eat something you twat.
P.S since her fans don’t know how to write if anyone tries to say I’m just jealous then yes I admit it.
Written by - Little Miss M
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