Tell me I'm wrong! Sorry that's cruel because you can't tell me I'm wrong, I'm never wrong!
Ok from a male's point of view we have to do everything at first, sometimes we are lucky enough *cough* to do everything for the rest of our useless penile driven lives.
Oh! but there are lucky men amongst us who get women that do everything for them and in return they get sex, food and even a life like punching bag to vent their anger on.

Now why would these men be angry? Their partner gives them everything right? WRONG! Their partner sits at home and claims they spent the whole day cleaning the house, HA! I have cleaned my house and I tell you now it doesn't take 8-10 hours everyday of the week.
So what do these sucibus inappreciative beings do all day? Ask the network statistics officers at all the major tv networks. They have the answer. Then again I can just tell you now, most women sit on their ass and watch tv most of the day and spend maybe 3 hours actually cleaning things.

Now I don't condone the hitting of women at all, but maybe if I tried real hard to picture george bush was my wife then I think I would have myself a lawsuit. I don't have a wife or a girlfriend, I am beyond that, everyone loves me, I don't need to give someone a ridiculous ring or waste my hard earned money on some woman who will take everything off me one day. I must add I have been in the whole serious relationship thing, and before I hung myself for such a stupid mistake I realised I could learn from a stuff up like that.

I have devised a list of the main lessons I have learnt about women:

1. Don't be all nice and sweet from day one, they got hooked too quick and then feel its too good to be true so they go mate with some loser and end up fat with 3 kids 5 years later. In other words you are doing her a favour by not being too nice.
Now you may be a nice guy like me, although not as nice, that's impossible, but before your natural urge to be nice and sweet kicks in, stab yourself in the gonads with a fork, I can assure you there will be no sweet thoughts then.

2. Don't pay for everything, if it does work out one day you will get married maybe have some kids most definitely get divorced and the money you saved from buying her things all the time can be used to get a better lawyer, thus enabling you to keep more of your things that you earnt before the demise of the relationship.

3. Don't get too attatched, you never know when someone better will come along, and if you're not too attached you can slide into the new relationship care free, baggage free and best of all you will probably forget your ex's name after a few days. Also you wont get suckered into making retarded offspring and the best thing is you take with you everything you own.
Even if you are of genius intellectual capacity, like me, your partner will not be, and everyone knows that stupidity is the ruling power in our pathetic society. So I urge you do not make babies they will surely be mentally handicapped like 99% of the world's population.

I may seem heinous or harsh but I assure I am simply telling the truth, you know that thing people seem to forget to use as much as they forget leaving their babies in a hot car with the windows up is fatal, yeah the truth - that's it!
Take care of number 1, well number 2 since I am always number 1, don't let women take over your lives men. Female readers, beware! if you don't start taking some of your annoying ways and throwing them out like a 2 day old skirt that is apparently now out of fasion, you will suffer the consequences of mike tyson style left hook syndrome of the cranium.

Please remember: I am the best, not you!, I am perfect and everybody loves me. Until next time, bye, Mozza

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