Now, lets discuss swear words.   I know they are great, and can capture the current emotion in a perfect way.  A nice, loud "Fuck!" lets people know something is wrong, whereas a "Fuck Me!" displays a countenance of surprise.   Its a lot better than saying "Oh, look at that, that is interesting, I did not expect to see that." isn't it? 

So, my beef is not with the words themselves, you understand.  Its with the words. Who in the hell decided that these words were bad? Who created these words?  Who's decision was it to make the words 'fuck', 'shit' and 'cunt' naughty words, banned from the mouths of children, making them say them more and more?  Someday, long ago, these words must have been as normal as 'Chair' or 'Grass' (The stuff cows eat, not the other version).  But a king or a president must have taken a dislike to them and outlawed these words, thus making them bad words.  Just think, it would have been just as easy for someone to make any word bad, for instance, lets keep with the word 'Chair'.  Now, when someone was choosing these swear words, he (or she, lets keep it equal), could have easily have decreed that 'Chair' was a swear word, and people today would think this is normal. This is the point I am trying to make: They are just words.  Letters put together to form a sound in your mouth.  How can these be bad??  I don't get it. 

I think we should all write to Tony Blair, Bush if your in America, and get these words in the dictionary as normal words with meanings.  Sure, for the first few years it would be crazy, everyone using these 'new' words, but the next generation would take these as normal.  (Think about it, when you teach a child the word 'chair', he/she does not think anything of it, the same could be for swear words).  Then we could all stop worrying about old people tutting and frowning when they overhear these 'cuss' words. The world would be at peace. 

So please, people everywhere, petition your leader to make these changes, for the good of the world, for world peace, and for an end to all disagreements.  Also, this could save a lot of children from receiving smacks from their parents as a result of being caught saying "Goddam". This is a plea to save the world, don't let it go unheeded. Your country needs you.