For a long time science has been proving that a male’s role in the universe is becoming less and less important. In terms of procreation, something new pops up on the news constantly asserting the fact that the male sex isn’t a necessary part of the baby making process. Women can effectively cook up their own baby; stick it in their guts with not so much as a groped breast for their troubles.
Also, with greater advances in the world of sex toys men are barely able to keep up. How can we compete with a rotating, vibrating, tickling, pulsating weapon of mass orgasm?

With advances in genetic engineering, bouncing baby boys can easily be made a thing of the past. After all, every baby is born default as female anyway. In terms of emotional bonds that women need to establish with other people, there is of course the increasingly popular lesbian movement, alternatively women get ten times more out the Oprah Winfrey Show than a heart to heart with their average spouse, boyfriend or husband.

I can prove that it’s already started; women have begun to prepare themselves for a life without men. All the proof you will ever need is in the movies. Let’s look at the facts.

Action movies are no longer the dominant genre, its romantic comedies. The heroic male characters in movies are no longer 300 pounds of muscle with a 5 o’clock shadow on a chin so square and hard you could crack fleas on it. They are squinty little pretty boy poofs with floppy hair and feminine mannerisms. This is true in many action movies as well. Movies are more and more dominated by men that are scared of the dark and drink café late instead of Whiskey. The only conclusion is that women are no longer interested in the clichéd tough guy, the pinnacle of man kind… a mans man. A man that could kill you with his ear lobe, gets his arm severed and stitches it back up himself with a rusty needle whilst he chews tobacco. Women want a girly man, a man more like them… it’s the closest you can get to not having a man without being a lesbian. The next step is clear. With role models like Ben Affleck, the next generation of boys will surely grow up with malformed testicles and a disposition in favour of playing with barbie instead of Hulk Hogan.

Another clear example is a picture I found offering the newest man replacement technology. See below.

Apart from being outrageously funny it is also quite scary. Of all the things women need to supplement themselves with for the pending extinction of man, a half torso and arm shaped pillow equipped with business shirt was the last thing I could think of. Those crazy asian bastards!

Am I the only one who can see this? Is it mans fault? Who knows? I think women require much more from men than men require from women. If men could make sex robots that you couldn’t tell apart from a real woman, then women would be out on their asses… but with one simple problem. While men are busy having the time of their lives, they are forgetting that mankind will be extinct entirely in 80 years without the services of a womb.

I’ve heard that male baboons have given birth but what kind of guy would sign up for that? Of course if men DID give birth, they’d go to the hospital, pop it out, have an aspirin and be back to work within the hour. Well that’s what we’d like to think I guess…. The reality is that I heard it smarts a bit.

Now that I’ve said it, I bet you can find a million examples of how women are preparing themselves for life without men. They are weaning themselves off men like Arnold Schwarzenegger  and Sylvester Stalone, but endearing men like Hugh Grant and Leonardo DiCaprio, they are the nicabate smoking patch that stops the craving of real men so that eventually you can forget men ever existed.

Make up your own mind on the chilling anti testosterone trends and forget mine, but don’t get upset when I say I told you so.

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