hate soul searchers. "Lets go soul searching!:
What is the fucking point and what do you ever expect to find?
"Oh look! under the sofa! It's my soul!" As if you're even important enough to have a soul.

I've been doing some "searching" of my own recently. I went to a Psychiatrist for a few reasons.

1. So I could finally blame everything crap about my life on my parents

2. Because I thought it would be funny

So it turns out I'm a clinically diagnosed asshole cynic. Thanks for the insight Doc.
I told him how I hate the world and most everyone in it. I told him that I had metal detector like skills for finding giant faults in everyone I've ever met.

He thought my brain had learnt to focus on negative things and that it could all be fixed with medication and "behavioral therapy." What he was trying to say, was that the voice inside me that is "Mad Sophist" must die.

For some homosexual reason I thought that maybe if I didn't hate everything then I'd actually be happier. How stupid was I?

I went to the therapy and answered moronic questions that you could never hope to learn anything from asking them. Then the guy said.. oh I don't think we can help, I think you need to go here(insert other moronic establishment).

What a waste of my fucking time... it was at that moment I snapped. It was at that moment that I realised I was right, the world IS trash and that's the most enlightened thing I've ever said. I realised why I hated everything. This guy was a moron and spent 6 years 51 percenting his way through his shrink exams to come out into the world only to waste 20 of my precious minutes.

I realised there's nothing wrong with me, just the world around me. For example, lets look at a random group of people and analyse them in a fair and unbiased way.

I've numbered them individually so as I can analyse them separately.

Morons

Number 1:

This is the typical cro magnon asshole. The guy that kids sucked up to, just caus they knew he could beat them up. All his life he's called himself "solid" and avoided claims that he is a fatass. He's neglected to notice that it's not ALL muscle and that he has tits bigger than Pamela Anderson. In every photo he rocks is head back an his chin forward, stretching the skin under his chin so as to avoid showing that he has 3 of them. As a precautionary measure, he's also grown a faggoty little beard for his turkey neck to hide behind.

He has the brains of a used traffic cone and thinks that a glacier is a man who cleans windows. Instead of learning in school, he spent the whole time playing football only to realise that as a footballer, he makes a pretty good carpark attendant.

Number 2:

She is probably a sycophant and a dim witted arse licker. Dealing our her body to anyone with an inkling of a criminal record. Without sufficient self esteem to form her own opinions, she blindly follows others down the road to sex, drugs and teenage pregnancies. She thinks the Dalai Lama is a breed of alpaca and astrology is a bonafide science.

Number 3:

If this is infact a woman, she is most certainly racist. Her idea of immigration policy is a shallow hole and a machine gun. She thinks that anyone entering the country from overseas should speak english or not be allowed in. She thinks that there's plenty of time to study english nouns verbs and adjectives whilst fleeing from terror on a 2nd rate death trap boat trip lasting two weeks. She is pro american and claims to be open minded yet thinks that all muslims are terrorists.

Number 4:

When asking number four what he thinks of concept of a godless universe and life after death, don't be shocked to get an answer that involves surfing. This guy floats through life and is even called insightful by female peers, just because they want to masticate on his phallus. His take life as it comes attitude is as useful to the human race as the ability to make feces out of gold bullion. His mother things he craps diamonds and he hates homosexuals.

 

The preceding commentary was a completely unbiased cross section, litmus testing sample of the class that the human race has to offer. How can I not lose faith in the universe if I am forced to inhabit the earth with millions of like minded morons. The world is trash.

The problem with the gene pool, is that there's no lifeguard.

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