The newest sensation taking regional NSW by storm is now gracing the Eastern Seaboard. Newcastle and Sydney will be treated to he who is now a household name in houses where he lives. I'm talking about none other than Mad Sophist's own undie man!

Who is Mad Sophist's undie man?

Undie man is one man with one mission, to take over the emotions of all who encounter him by making them laugh, cry and or run for cover. How does he do this? Simply with a pair of undies!

Undie man can be seen scarpering as fast as he can on foot through crowded areas wearing only his undies, often with the undies pushed right into the ass crack.

Undie man is a tool given to Mad Sophist.com by satan himself to help spread the Mad Sophist dogma, and the resurgence of undies. He does it mostly because he can and is spurred on by words of praise.

One woman commented the following after seeing undie man run up to a restaurant she was eating in, dry hump the front window and run off.

"I've traveled for years and seen a lot of things in my life, that was by far the best."

Fits of laughter engulfed the restaurant and undie man went on with the knowledge that his quest is indeed noble.

If you've seen undie man, I urge you to email me with your personal account of your encounter with him. I will post them all on the site.

If you're hoping to spot him, look for a pasty white body and a red afro sporting a pair of undies and being chased by the police. His white skin and red hair have also spawned the nickname "The Match stick Man." Though undie man far prefers
his humble "Undie Man" title. He sprints along randomly dropping Mad Sophist pamphlets with precision not seen since nazi leaflet propaganda drops in WW2. The pamphlets job is to send people to the site so I may brain wash them with cynicism, and hopefully humour.

Undie Man is kind of like George Bush's definition of terrorists. He can reach you anytime, anywhere and not even the remotest of places are safe.

All undie man escapades will be recorded on the site from now on. I will be accompanying undie man on his next few missions so as to write about the chaos that ensues. I will also try to capture a photo of him sprinting through crowds.

Any undie man escapades that I'm not personally present for will be written in accordance to reports given to me by undie man himself.

Additionally, Mad Sophist.com is now looking for undie people in countries other than Australia.... as well as the other states in Australia that aren't NSW. If you think
you have what it takes to represent Mad Sophist.com in your undies at top speed, email me and I'll tell you all you need to know. All undie representatives will be featured on the site if they can prove their legitimacy. You need only to read about
undie man for inspiration.

Keep your eyes peeled. He's coming to a town near you.

- Mad Sophist

Undie Man's Latest escapade can be read here!

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